The investigative reporter Ubald Schmidt was arrested by the vice squad for running an underground kitten dating ring. Reeling from the horror of sifting through hundreds of pictures of kitten hopefuls the police said it was a sad and tacky excuse for a dating service. Read More...

Kittens - they are great arn't they. But did you ever stop and think how your kitten might get a tad lonely without members of his own species (or his particular favourite species) to talk to? Well now is the time! With the dramatic internet launch of datemykitten.com the previously underground world of kitten dating has been dragged into the mainstream. Read More...

The Chinese mainland is rocking with a new pet sensation, the result of their governments increasing investment in medical sciences, and especially gene therapies. Read More...

Calls for a crazed man to be arrested in Bristol. A Mr. Badsheepy entered a local doll hospital demanding that his stuffed sheep be returned to him. In a dramatic rescue operation local operatives disguised themselves as dustmen and liberated the sheep from his bedroom while he was on a wanton drunken spree in town Read More...

Earlier today a Bristol man married a stuffed sheep in a disturbing ceremony. A mentally deranged Bristolian has married a stuffed sheep in a bizarre ritual ceremony. Read More...

The findings are shocking to be sure: Of 12,000 people surveyed last month by the government as part of its 'be nice to kittens' campaign, 13 of them professed to not like kittens whatsoever. Read More...