NQT News Headlines http://www.nqtnews.com http://www.nqtnews.com/nqtlogo.gif http://www.nqtnews.com Search NQT News search httl://www.nqtnews.com Sun, 10 Oct 2004 12:00:00 GMT Sun, 10 Oct 2004 12:00:00 GMT en mail@nqtnews.com http://www.nqtnews.com/?story=article&id=97 Perhaps the greatest game ever devised is set to be released later next week, a game which sets out to discover the answer to one of the most fundamental questions ever to blight mankind - which god is the best.NQT News have been testing a beta copy of this gaming revolution for both accuracy and playability - with surprising results! 2004-10-10 http://www.nqtnews.com/?story=article&id=96 THE OPULENCE a continuing online soap written by one of our very own staff has been optioned for a new Television series. Filming is to start in late 2006. 2004-10-10 http://www.nqtnews.com/?story=article&id=95 The investigative reporter Ubald Schmidt was arrested by the vice squad for running an underground kitten dating ring. Reeling from the horror of sifting through hundreds of pictures of kitten hopefuls the police said it was a sad and tacky excuse for a dating service. 2004-10-10 http://www.nqtnews.com/?story=article&id=94 Kittens - they are great arn't they. But did you ever stop and think how your kitten might get a tad lonely without members of his own species (or his particular favourite species) to talk to? Well now is the time! With the dramatic internet launch of datemykitten.com the previously underground world of kitten dating has been dragged into the mainstream. 2004-10-10 http://www.nqtnews.com/?story=article&id=93 The Chinese mainland is rocking with a new pet sensation, the result of their governments increasing investment in medical sciences, and especially gene therapies. 2004-10-10 http://www.nqtnews.com/?story=article&id=91 Calls for a crazed man to be arrested in Bristol. A Mr. Badsheepy entered a local doll hospital demanding that his stuffed sheep be returned to him. In a dramatic rescue operation local operatives disguised themselves as dustmen and liberated the sheep from his bedroom while he was on a wanton drunken spree in town 2004-10-10